lunaeterea:

_{“Obviously the gate guardians are incompetent at their posts
    if a little runt like you can find your way in here.”}

_{What the hell was he even doing here and where was here?! "What’s that punk? Exactly whooo are you calling a lil runt here huh? I double dog dare you to say that shit to my face again, you.”}

#grabs him by the ankle and dangles him upside down #over the seireitei wall #until he apologizes. #B/

#—!!! #is suddenly grabbed by the fancypants shinigami big shit with the weird shit in his hair #doesn’t take it quietly shaking and kicking and cursing him out #like fucking hell he’ll apologise to your stinky uptight ass #dangles from the wall like he’s not afraid when he so is but cooly crosses his arms and so glares you out

#and that’s how abarai renji died.

NOPENOPENOPE.

lunaeterea:

_{…that smile can’t be good.}

lunaeterea:

    _{Fool! He cannot simply ask!}

    _{That would require admitting he had any interest in the redhead whatsoever.}

    _{Which would not only grant the beholder some authority over himself, but also potentially destroy whatever relationship they had— in Byakuya’s favor— forever. He was quite fond of the way things were. That is, Renji’s body becoming a massive focal point to house a miniature earthquake whenever the duo made eye contact.}

    _{It was amusing.}

…

_Uh… 

_O

_kay…

_{Totally not sacred of you btw.}

_Nope.

_{You’ve got serious control issues, taichou.} 

lunaeterea:

_{Wonders if Renji’s hair color is the one he was born with.} 

“ … ”

_{Hires a private detective with Soi Fon’s recommendation.} 

… 

_{Why wonder when you could’ve just asked ya know.} 

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