Sammich:
*suddenly has the image of Bya turning up to work in a wakame-taishi costume because Rukia pranked him into believing that it was 'wear your favorite character to work day'*
Mimi~:
awww
Mimi~:
renji's surprised at first but then super supportive
Mimi~:
and tries not to snort at least not in front of him
Sammich:
XDD
Mimi~:
before he's forced to wear one too
Mimi~:
because bya just knows
Sammich:
He'd get a chappy one~
Mimi~:
then he'll just be -sigh- these kuchikis
2 in 1 good, 3 in 1 even better
tsuntsun princess:
oh my fucking god
tsuntsun princess:
n o
Mimi:
but D:
tsuntsun princess:
NO
Mimi:
its 3 in 1!!
tsuntsun princess:
N
tsuntsun princess:
O
Mimi:
new headcanon, renji has a thing for 2 in 1 thing and 3 in 1 is even better because hella bargains
tsuntsun princess:
that is so awful
Mimi:
gotta save money for the expensive shades tho D:
tsuntsun princess:
the shades are even worse and they're canon
tsuntsun princess:
lord have mercy
Mimi:
not worse >.>
Mimi:
awesome!
tsuntsun princess:
terrible
tsuntsun princess:
horrible taste
Mimi:
that's not fair woman you're supposed to be supportive
Mimi:
B |
tsuntsun princess:
my common sense says no
Mimi:
-pouty face-
tsuntsun princess:
"No take backsies" what are you renji 5 years old or something
Mimi:
lmao xD
Mimi:
yes :P
tsuntsun princess:
What a big nerd
Drunk taichou
κucнικι-τaιcнου:
And Bya's holding back pain and the urge to vomit purely with willpower~~
RENJI TRAINS TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU AND BYA TRAINS TO BRING HONOR TO US ALL
Sixth division yo~
— Sam and Mimi talk muses
aka Sixth division, where we make an honourable man out of you.
Taichou REALLY needs his own love life tbh
Rokubantaicho:
Go on Abarai take Rei somewhere nice~
Renji:
>.>
Renji:
would you stop living your romance thru me taichou geeeez
Rokubantaicho:
why not. i do not have a son
Rokubantaicho:
be back by 11 and here is some money~
Renji:
...
Renji:
no thanks
Why Kubo WHY
Kagyuu-senpai:
I just... Ignoring Kubo forever
Mimi:
^
Mimi:
yeah
Gin:
^ ^
Mimi:
SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU STRETCH SOMETHING FOR TOO LONG WITHOUT A WORKING PLOT
Kagyuu-senpai:
AND FORGET CHARACTERS EXIST AND THEN CREATE BULLSHIT THAT IS TOO COMPLEX
Gin:
AND NEVER LEARN HOW TO DRAW DECENT BACKGROUNDS
Kagyuu-senpai:
UGH
[Nanao] Because desks are for paperwork, not food! B/
[Renji] but food is important!
[Nanao] During your -lunch break-, it is. *scowl*
[Renji] ...Lunch break isn't enough for me.
[Nanao] You mean you can't eat enough food in an hour? It's a wonder you're not more like Oomaeda-san.
[Renji] --!!! Oi, I train a lot and need all the energy I can get ok! >/
[Nanao] *just rolls her eyes and adjusts her glasses*
Renji, son of monkeys
Mimi:
that song tho :0
Mimi:
i'm going to make son of man renji's song
Mimi:
after i'm still here :0
tsuntsun princess:
aww
Mimi:
OOOH THE POWER TO BE STRONG AND WISDOM TO BE WISE ALL THESE WILL COME TO YOU IN TIME ON THIS JOURNEY YOU'RE MAKING THERE'LL BE ANSWER YOU WILL SEEK AND ITS YOU WHO WILL CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN ITS YOU WHO WILL REACH THE PEAK~
tsuntsun princess:
ffffff
Mimi:
son of man look to the sky lift your spirits set it free someday you'll walk tall with pride son of man a man in time you'll be~
Mimi:
whaaat??
tsuntsun princess:
of course it has to be from the movie where the kid's raised by gorillas
tsuntsun princess:
actual monkey renji
Mimi:
lol omg!!
Mimi:
-dies laughing- i didn't even think of it that way
Renji:
Oh?
Renji:
I kinda figured out what might be your problem dude
Shuuhei:
Yeah what do you think?
Renji:
Maybe you just need to like have sex?
Shuuhei:
...
Renji:
No, I'm serious though!
Shuuhei:
"I don't think that's it Renji, its something medical..." -panics-
Renji:
That could be the problem. That you're so pent up that you need to like ya know, get some release?
Shuuhei:
Yeah, whatever. There's one problem in your brilliant plan; you need another person for that.
Renji:
Well... I could to you to a brothel. I know this lady...
Renji:
She's kinda scary looking but she seems cool.
Shuuhei:
I'm going to have to pass on that
Shuuhei:
Besides, I'll just bleed all over them
Renji:
I think she can handle that.
Renji:
But seriously though. Why don't you give it a try?!
Shuuhei:
What woman are you even talking about-?! Who wants a random guys blood on them?
Shuuhei:
Sounds sketchy to me
Renji:
Hey man, don't disrespect the woman when you don't even know her ok.
Renji:
She's cool
